So, I'm always hearing about women who never get tickets. They say they just cry or bat their eyelashes to great effect. I've been pulled over three times in my life and all three times I've walked away with a ticket. Now, granted, I'm always guilty of the given citation, but it'd be nice if once, ONCE, I were let off with a warning.

I guess this time I really had it coming. I paid my car registration twice this year and even received a refund for which I, luckily, brought my receipt, but I've never gotten my stickers and registration in the mail. I tried calling the DMV a couple times but who has 3 hours of their life to flush down the toilet? Not I. No excuse, I know, but a bummer none-the-less. Luckily, in California, the officer can mark the infraction as "correctable" meaning I can right what's wrong and be off the hook. So, I know what I'll be doing on my lunch break tomorrow.